Be warned, this website is nothing but a waste of everyone’s time. Mine for making it, yours for looking at it. I’ve got a little too much time on my hands, so I’ve decided to go back in time, to the year 2000, when we did things like make websites that really weren’t about anything… but they were cute and gave us something to do. I miss that Y2K flavor.

Nothing to see here except the raving idiocy of a half bald chimpanzee with nothing but a keyboard, a camera phone, and no dreams! Just over here clicking out absolute nonsense, hence the name of the place.

So here it is, a webpage about nothing, like Seinfeld, only it won’t make a bazillion dollars and no one will watch it. But if you’re here and intent on wasting your time, be my guest. I love you. Scroll onward… click on things. See pictures. Kill some braincells. I don’t think humanity has much time left, so I shouldn’t spend too much time on it, but a little bit won’t hurt.

Love,
Lio

KTHXBYE!

p.s.

Also, know that I will relentlessly over use the ellipsis. I know that I rarely use it according to its intended grammatical function. I give no fucks about it. I trail off a lot irl and I tend to type the way that I talk… annoyingly. I warned you, I’ve done my duty.